The large gift set comes with all five items as shown in the listing photos, including a lotion bar in the scent of your choice.
The medium gift set includes the Java as Fuck Sugar Scrub, the Vanilla Afterglow Body butter, and Lotion bar.
The small gift set includes either the Java as Fuck Sugar scrub and the Lotion bar, OR the Vanilla Afterglow Body butter and Lotion bar.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, and FREE SHIPPING, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
Celebrate Your Awesome Existence.
Listen up, you magnificent human being, it's time to grab that drink, put on your party pants, and raise a toast to your magnificent self. We're here to shout it from the rooftops: your existence on this planet is nothing short of fucking awesome.
Fuckery 101: Life's Essential Ingredient.
Let's get real for a moment. Imagine a world without your sparkling fucking presence. Who would be there to yammer with? Who would laugh at my wild antics? Life would be one dull, bleak abyss without the glorious fuckery we create together. So let's embrace it, celebrate it, and make some unforgettable memories.
Cheers to Another Year of Epicness.
Happy fucking birthday, you magnificent bitch. Get ready for a celebration that will leave the universe in awe. We're here to shower you with love, laughter, and a whole lot of special fucking shit. Let's make this year even better than the last, and create memories that will forever be etched in the annals of legendary fuckery.
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
Lotion Bar Scent Options:
Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar - Sandalwood, Orchid & Rose Lavender Haze Lotion Bar - Lavender Eucalyptus Hemp Java as Fuck Lotion Bar - Coffee, Orange, and Coriander Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar - Vanilla, Rose, & Ginger Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar - Peppermint Eucalyptus with a touch of Vanilla Spicy Fucking Massage Bar - Cinnamon, Ginger, and Anise Purple Persuasion Lotion Bar - Lilac, Patchouli, and Sage Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar - Lemon, Basil & Rosemary Mellow Melon Lotion Bar - Cantaloupe, Lime & Black Pepper
