You da Bomb Gift Set.
You da Bomb Gift Set.
The large gift set comes with all five items as shown in the listing photos, including a lotion bar in the scent of your choice.
The medium gift set includes the Zesty as Fuck Sugar Scrub, the Coco Loco Body butter, and Lotion bar.
The small gift set includes either the Zesty as Fuck Sugar scrub and the Lotion bar, OR the Coco Loco body butter and Lotion bar.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, and FREE SHIPPING, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
Unleash Your Bombastic Awesomeness
Listen up, you radiant bitch. It's time to give credit where credit is due. We're here to declare it proudly and with fervor: you da BOMB! The one, the only. You bring light to the darkness and make everything bearable. Can I list the reasons why your presence in this world is an absolute game-changer? Imma try.
Life Without You: An Alternate Reality of Bleakness
Can we take a moment to imagine a world without your bombastic self? It's a grim thought. Who would I have to yammer at? Who would be my partner in crime during those ripe and ready moments of glorious fuckery? Life would be a colorless void without your vibrant energy. Let's celebrate the fact that we don't have to dwell in that abyss.
Toast to Bombastic Memories
Cheers, you fabulous bitch. It's time to raise a glass and embark on a mission to make memories that defy the ordinary. I'm here to fuel some fuckery, indulge in delicious drinks, and share some truly special moments. Get ready for an adventure that will leave you with a treasure trove of goddamn memorable experiences.
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
Lotion Bar Scent Options:
Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar - Sandalwood, Orchid & Rose
Lavender Haze Lotion Bar - Lavender Eucalyptus Hemp
Java as Fuck Lotion Bar - Coffee, Orange, and Coriander
Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar - Vanilla, Rose, & Ginger
Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar - Peppermint Eucalyptus with a touch of Vanilla
Spicy Fucking Massage Bar - Cinnamon, Ginger, and Anise
Purple Persuasion Lotion Bar - Lilac, Patchouli, and Sage
Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar - Lemon, Basil & Rosemary
Mellow Melon Lotion Bar - Cantaloupe, Lime & Black Pepper