Man Grease Lotion Bar.

Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz

Smells like: Earthy and green notes of cedar and rosemary.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, cedarwood essential oil, rosemary essential oil.

No-Fuss Skincare for Manly Men

Is your man's ass feeling as chapped as a desert lizard? Fear not, my bitches, for we have the perfect solution: our awesome fucking lotion bar. Say goodbye to those store-bought lotion shenanigans. Your man likes it simple and straightforward, no preservatives, no fake-ass scents, and definitely no bullshit.

A Fucking Arsenal of Nourishment

Let's dive into the wonders of this remarkable bar. Picture eucalyptus and cedar joining forces to enhance your man's lumbersexuality. Oh yeah, we're talking next-level masculinity here. But that's not all—this bar is armed with the mighty shea butter. Prepare to witness some crazy voodoo black magic unfold. Shea butter is moisturizing as fuck, tackling wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites... you name it, shea butter will shut that shit down like a boss.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself (or your man) all up. You're welcome.