{"title":"Summer Skincare.","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay fresh, protected, and deliciously moisturized all summer long with our natural summer skincare essentials. This collection features everything you need for hot, sunny days—including \u003cstrong data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"446\"\u003enatural bug repellents\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"474\"\u003eplastic-free sunscreen\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cstrong data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"511\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003esummer-scented moisturizers\u003c\/strong\u003e made with skin-loving ingredients. From fruity \u003cstrong data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"574\"\u003elotion bars\u003c\/strong\u003e to refreshing \u003cstrong data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"605\"\u003esugar scrubs\u003c\/strong\u003e and nourishing \u003cstrong data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"635\"\u003elip scrubs\u003c\/strong\u003e, our summer skincare lineup is handmade, eco-friendly, and ready to help you beat the heat—without the toxins, plastics, or beauty-industry bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"melon-body-lotion-bar","title":"Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.","description":"\u003ch4 data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"217\" class=\"\"\u003eA Melon Lotion Bar That Moisturizes Like a Motherfucker\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"454\" class=\"\"\u003eDry skin? Not on our watch, babe. \u003cstrong data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eMellow Melon\u003c\/strong\u003e is your secret weapon against winter flakiness, post-shave ashiness, and general crusty bitch vibes. 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It’s smooth, it lasts, and it doesn’t leave your lips feeling weird 10 minutes later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"666\" data-start=\"473\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"531\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eFor people who are done reapplying every five seconds.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"534\" data-start=\"531\"\u003eOne swipe and you’re good. Soft, comfortable, and not thinking about your lips again until you feel like it—not because you have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"671\" data-start=\"668\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"695\" data-start=\"673\" data-section-id=\"hxyhur\"\u003eWhat It Feels Like.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"866\" data-start=\"697\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"697\"\u003eGlides on, then just... stays.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"734\" data-start=\"731\"\u003eNo dragging, no waxy buildup. It melts into your lips and actually does its job, so you’re not stuck in that constant reapply cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1004\" data-start=\"868\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"909\" data-start=\"868\"\u003eSoft, not sticky. Smooth, not greasy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"912\" data-start=\"909\"\u003eYour lips feel like your lips—just better. No shine overload, no weird residue, no nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"1006\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1041\" data-start=\"1011\" data-section-id=\"1fmvrsp\"\u003eWhat It Tastes Like.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1185\" data-start=\"1043\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1084\" data-start=\"1043\"\u003eReal-deal strawberry, not candy fake.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"1084\"\u003eLight, fresh, and just enough to make you go back for another swipe (even when you don’t need it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1190\" data-start=\"1187\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1223\" data-start=\"1192\" data-section-id=\"1eqt6td\"\u003eWhy This One Hits Different.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1389\" data-start=\"1225\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1262\" data-start=\"1225\"\u003ePeople don’t switch off this one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1265\" data-start=\"1262\"\u003eThis is the “wait, why is this actually so good?” lip balm. The one that quietly replaces everything else you’ve been using.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1542\" data-start=\"1391\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1433\" data-start=\"1391\"\u003eSmall, simple, and actually effective.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1436\" data-start=\"1433\"\u003eNo overcomplicated formulas. Just ingredients that work, in a balm you’ll use down to the very last swipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1542\" data-start=\"1391\"\u003ePucker up, bitches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1190\" data-start=\"1187\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1542\" data-start=\"1391\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer a different flavor?\u003c\/strong\u003e Sure, we got you. Our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/green-tea-lip-balm\"\u003eZen Motherpucker Lip Balm\u003c\/a\u003e smells like green tea, honey, and vanilla. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45472947142958,"sku":"LIP__berry_fucking_pink","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/strawberry_lip_balm.webp?v=1756822318"},{"product_id":"green-tea-body-scrub","title":"Zen as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"179\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"179\"\u003eA Green Tea Body Scrub That Kicks Skin Drama in the Ass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"470\" class=\"\"\u003eAlright bitches, listen up. Your skin’s been through some shit. Bod crust, pore gunk, those “just one more day” shaves—yeah, we’ve all been there. No shame. But if your glorious human flesh suit is crying out for a glow-up, it’s time to unleash the scrub that \u003cem data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eactually\u003c\/em\u003e gets the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"532\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eThe Green Tea Glow-Up You Didn’t Know You Fucking Needed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"872\" class=\"\"\u003eWe brewed up a magical trifecta of sugar, coconut oil, and green tea extract—aka the holy damn grail of skin care. This isn’t your average scrub. This is antioxidant-packed, exfoliating sorcery that says “fuck off” to dullness, dead skin, and anything else blocking your radiance. It’s basically a facial for your whole bod—with attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"935\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eA Cruelty-Free Body Scrub That Respects Your Inner Badass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1227\" class=\"\"\u003eNo fake shit. No preservatives. No animal testing. Just 100% pure-ass natural ingredients that love your skin as hard as you love not shaving your legs in winter. We’re here for the self-care rebels, the real ones, the “my skin, my rules” babes who deserve to be moisturized AND unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1281\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eScrub Your Nasty Bitch Bod. It Fucking Needs It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1442\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re a masterpiece, babe. Don’t let your skin tell a crusty-ass story. Use this scrub. Glow like you mean it. Smell like you give a damn—even when you don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45481438904622,"sku":"SCRUB__zen_as_fuck","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Green_tea_body_scrub.webp?v=1771427934"},{"product_id":"best-coconut-body-butter","title":"Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eEmbrace the Shea Body Butter Benefits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eBehold the magic of shea butter, my bitches. It'll deliver all the nourishing richness you could ever want, eliminating ashy knees, cracked heels, and scaly spots in general.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDid you know most lotions are primarily water? Go ahead and check the label on your favorite jar. I'll wait. Yup. There it is, right? Now, there's nothing WRONG with water in lotion, \u003cem\u003ebut\u003c\/em\u003e, well, lemme take a hot sec to espouse the benefits of body butter vs lotion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur special water-free formula means two things:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's no need for fucking preservatives, which nobody likes, and\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e Your jar of butter delivers maximum value - because last time I checked, water is something that comes from the tap, for free. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eShea Butter Use Tips and Tricks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eEmbrace the richness of whipped shea butter body cream by setting yourself up for success. The biggest and best tip I can give you is this: \u003cem\u003eapply it right after drying off after a shower.\u003c\/em\u003e Your skin will be warm from the hot water, and it'll absolutely drink in the nourishment. If it seems like it's taking awhile to absorb, just give it an extra minute or two before dressing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eCoconut Body Butter to Help You Channel a Tropical Paradise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePicture this: shea nuts, coconuts, sunflowers, and a dash of natural coconut extract, all melted down and whipped to perfection at Badgerface HQ. It's like a tropical party for your skin. Rub this heavenly concoction on your scaly spots and tell that watery junk where to get off. Oh, and by the way, hot weather might affect the texture, so keep it cool, baby.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIt looks like marshmallow fluff, but don't fucking eat it, ok? Fucking try and contain yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45497806422318,"sku":"BUTTER__coco_loco","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Best_coconut_body_butter.webp?v=1771427762"},{"product_id":"green-tea-body-butter","title":"Zen as Fuck Whipped Body Butter.","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAccess Your Zen with the Benefits of Green Tea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOkay, bitches. You're just gonna have to brace yourselves for full-on fucking amazing Badgerface Body Butter. This ain't your ordinary crap—it's pure-ass natural shit without preservatives, parabens, or nasty petroleum byproducts. No fake shit here. Got it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur special water-free body butter formula means two things:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's no need for fucking preservatives, which nobody likes, and\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e Your jar of butter delivers maximum value - because last time I checked, water is something that comes from the tap, for free. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eShea Butter Use Tips and Tricks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eEmbrace the richness of whipped shea butter body cream by setting yourself up for success. The biggest and best tip I can give you is this: \u003cem\u003eapply it right after drying off after a shower.\u003c\/em\u003e Your skin will be warm from the hot water, and it'll absolutely drink in the nourishment. If it seems like it's taking awhile to absorb, just give it an extra minute or two before dressing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNatural Body Butter for a Relaxing Ritual.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAt Badgerface Beauty Supply, we believe self care isn't a privilege. We believe \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e should be able to access a little moment of pampering, and they should be able to do it without the judgement of others - or their own inner critic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eIf that sounds good to you, well, welcome! Consider this your invitation to moisturize your skin while embracing your fucking Zen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45497896436014,"sku":"BUTTER__zen_as_fuck","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Green_tea_body_butter.webp?v=1771427939"},{"product_id":"coconut-face-scrub","title":"Coconut Mango Resting Bitch Face Scrub.","description":"\u003ch4 data-end=\"236\" data-start=\"176\"\u003eCoconut Face Scrub for Dry Skin That's Seen Some Shit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"571\" data-start=\"237\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not a “gentle exfoliator.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the scrub you reach for when your skin feels dull, rough, or just... over it. The kind that actually does something. Buffs, smooths, and leaves your face feeling soft and smooth in a way that makes you do a double-take in the mirror.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ͼo\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor people who want results they can feel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot complicated routines. Not ten steps. Just a solid, satisfying scrub that gets in, gets it done, and gets out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"626\" data-start=\"573\"\u003eWhat It Feels Like. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"965\" data-start=\"627\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGritty (in a good way), then smooth as hell.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe sugar gives you that real-deal exfoliation—none of that “is this even doing anything?” nonsense. As you work it in, it softens and melts into your skin, leaving it polished, soft, and actually refreshed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo weird film. No tight, stripped feeling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRinse it off and you’re left with skin that feels nourished, balanced, and ready for whatever comes next. Not dry. Not greasy. Just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1023\" data-start=\"967\"\u003eGentle Face Scrub for Dry or Sensitive Skin—With Zero Bullshit.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1327\" data-start=\"1024\"\u003eDry skin? Sensitive skin? This scrub’s got you. It exfoliates without being a jerk about it, all while delivering serious hydration. No microbeads, no sketchy fillers, and no testing on animals (ever). Just badass, cruelty-free skincare that leaves you glowing—not greasy, not raw, just fucking radiant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1327\" data-start=\"1024\"\u003eSounds pretty good, doesn't it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1327\" data-start=\"1024\"\u003e_______________________________________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1327\" data-start=\"1024\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer a different vibe from your skincare? \u003c\/strong\u003eWe got you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/brightening-facial-scrub\"\u003eGolden turmeric face scrub\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/smoothing-face-scrub-for-oily-skin\"\u003eKelp \u0026amp; dead sea salt face scrub\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/green-tea-facial-scrub\"\u003eGreen tea \u0026amp; honey face scrub\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45603945218350,"sku":"fSCRUB__coconut_mango","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Coconut_face_scrub.webp?v=1756822228"},{"product_id":"natural-bug-repellent-stick","title":"Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Repellent Stick.","description":"\u003ch4 class=\"\" data-end=\"199\" data-start=\"146\"\u003eA Natural Bug Repellent Stick That Actually Works.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"465\" data-start=\"201\"\u003eMosquitoes are the absolute worst. They're tiny, whiny vampires out to ruin your summer fun—and frankly, they need to fuck all the way off. Enter your new sidekick: our insect repellent stick. It’s natural, it’s brutal (to bugs), and it smells damn good, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"\" data-end=\"515\" data-start=\"467\"\u003eThe Holy Grail of Natural Insect Repellent.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"768\" data-start=\"517\"\u003eThis badass bug repellent stick is crammed with essential oils mosquitoes hate, including lavender, cedar, eucalyptus, and citronella. No chemicals. No crap. Just pure, plant-based get-lost energy aimed squarely at anything with wings and a thirst for your blood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"\" data-end=\"810\" data-start=\"770\"\u003eOne Bug Stick. Endless Outdoor Vibes.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1061\" data-start=\"812\"\u003eToss it in your bag, swipe it on your skin, and go live your sun-soaked, picnic-having, firepit-hogging best life. Comes in a compostable tube because we only get one planet, okay? Enjoy going to your next summer hang NOT covered in itchy red welts. You can thank us later, because the bugs don’t stand a chance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1061\" data-start=\"812\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFancy a sprayable version? \u003c\/strong\u003eYou're in luck: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/natural-bug-spray\"\u003eNatural Bug Spray\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604070654254,"sku":"LB__fuck_off_bugs","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Bug_repellent_stick.webp?v=1756822224"},{"product_id":"natural-sunscreen-stick","title":"Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.","description":"\u003ch4 data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"179\"\u003e🔥 SUNBURN IS BULLSHIT. FIGHT BACK.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"424\" class=\"\"\u003eThat tight, crispy, why-the-fuck-did-I-do-this-again feeling? Yeah, hard pass. This is your official notice: you don’t have to roast your ass to enjoy the sun. Grab a stick. Save your skin. Stop the sunburn spiral before it fucks up your week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"472\"\u003e💥 MEET YOUR BADASS MINERAL SUNBLOCK STICK\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"794\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eDon’t Fry Your Ass\u003c\/strong\u003e is the compact-as-fuck, solid sunscreen stick that smells like vanilla-chamomile joy and slides on like a whole lotta smooth-ass butter. We loaded it with \u003cstrong data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"672\"\u003enon-nano zinc oxide\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"697\"\u003etitanium dioxide\u003c\/strong\u003e, so it actually works—not like that weak-ass chemical crap pretending to care about your dermis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e🌿 LIGHT-DUTY COVERAGE. ZERO FAKE SHIT.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"1023\" class=\"\"\u003eThis SPF 6–11 stick is your ride-or-die for daily sun exposure—not your excuse to fry at the beach all goddamn day. But for errands, dog walks, and surprise patio drinks? Hell yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1040\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1040\" class=\"\"\u003e100% natural\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1061\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1061\" class=\"\"\u003eNo preservatives\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1083\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1083\" class=\"\"\u003eNo animal testing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1108\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1108\" class=\"\"\u003eNo synthetic fuckery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1204\" class=\"\"\u003eMoisturizing. Portable. Plastic-free. And ready to slap some sense into your skincare routine.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45614207631662,"sku":"LB__dont_fry","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Natural_sunscreen_stick.webp?v=1756822223"},{"product_id":"hand-scrub-for-gardeners","title":"Grown Ass Woman Hand Scrub.","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eScrub Away the Judgment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAre your strong, capable, gettin'-shit-DONE woman hands constantly facing scrutiny? Those hands that handle power tools with ease but are frowned upon when near a curling iron? Well, we say, what's the big deal? You do things, you create things, you nurture things. You're a liberated badass, and your hands are made for serious WORK.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eBut here's the thing – they don't have to suffer for it. There's no need for them to end up all cracked and crusty, or for you to be stuck with dirty under-nails and permadirt. Respect, my friend. Give your hands the pampering they deserve with our incredible Grown Ass Woman Hand Scrub. It's about to revolutionize the way you care for those hardworking hands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eHand Care Done Right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhen we say \"Grown Ass Woman Hand Scrub,\" we mean it. Our product is 100% pure-ass natural, so you can scrub away with confidence. No artificial nonsense or preservatives here. Just honest-to-goodness goodness that your hands will appreciate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSo, go ahead, pretty up your capable GROWN ASS WOMAN hands. They work hard, and they deserve a little TLC. Let our hand scrub show your hands the respect they deserve. Trust us, they'll thank you for it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePretty up your capable GROWN ASS WOMAN hands. You know they need it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45810221744430,"sku":"SCRUB__grown_ass_woman","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Hand_scrub_for_women.webp?v=1771428287"},{"product_id":"bicarbonate-free-deodorant","title":"Stank Pits Deodorant, Blossom Scent.","description":"\u003ch4 data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"179\" class=\"\"\u003eYou \u003cem data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"147\"\u003eThink\u003c\/em\u003e You’ve Tried Natural Deodorant…\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"504\" class=\"\"\u003e…but unless your stick is baking soda-free, plastic-free, aluminum-free \u003cem data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"258\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e actually works, you’re still in the pit-funk danger zone. Lucky for your underarms, Stank Pits is the best baking soda free deodorant for sensitive skin—and we came to play. You want to know why bicarbonate messes with your shit? Buckle up, boo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"570\" class=\"\"\u003eWhy Baking Soda Deodorant Can Cause Rashes (Science, Bitch)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"939\" class=\"\"\u003eAlright, you glorious nerds—time to dust off your chemistry class trauma. You know what pH is, right? Seven is neutral, six is where your skin likes to vibe (slightly acidic). Baking soda clocks in at a basic-ass nine. So when you slather that gritty garbage on your pits, it messes with your natural pH and basically salt-flattens the healthy bacteria you \u003cem data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"933\"\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1166\" class=\"\"\u003eSure, that kills odor... but it also kills your skin barrier. And when you sweat? That bicarbonate? It dissolves and dives straight into your pores like a nosy little gremlin. Cue irritation, breakouts, and full-on rash city.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1219\" class=\"\"\u003eA Bicarbonate-Free Deodorant That Doesn’t Quit\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1439\" class=\"\"\u003eEnter magnesium hydroxide: the cooler, calmer base that neutralizes odor without wrecking your skin or ghosting the moment you sweat. It stays put, respects your biome, and doesn’t throw temper tantrums on your dermis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1651\" class=\"\"\u003eWe round it out with skin-nourishing butters, smooth vegan waxes, extra-absorbent clays and starches, odor-trapping zinc ricinoleate, and a subtle but sexy essential oil blend that says “clean, but unbothered.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1701\" class=\"\"\u003eYour Pits Deserve Better—So Give It to Them\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1966\" class=\"\"\u003eStop flirting with inflammation. Ditch the baking soda and treat your underarms to a baking soda free deodorant that’s actually built for your body. Sensitive-skin safe. Eco-friendly. And a whole lot more effective than that greenwashed crap at the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48088871829806,"sku":"DEO__blossom_scent","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Bicarbonate_free_deodorant.webp?v=1756822175"},{"product_id":"raspberry-lip-scrub","title":"Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.","description":"\u003ch4 data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"400\"\u003eThis Raspberry Lip Scrub Actually Treats Your Lips Right.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eRaise your hand if you’ve ever bought a lip scrub that felt like someone scooped up sidewalk sand and called it skincare. Yeah, same. We’ve seen enough of that dry, crusty bullshit to last a lifetime. Lips are delicate — not lizard scales. You need a scrub that exfoliates \u003cem data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"684\"\u003egently\u003c\/em\u003e, melts in like a damn dream, and leaves your pout soft enough to seduce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"762\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eThe Creamy Sugar Lip Scrub That Doesn’t Suck.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003eOur Berry Crème Lip Scrub is whipped up with skin-loving cocoa butter, sunflower oil, and coconut oil to moisturize like a boss, while beeswax gives it that perfect balm-meets-buff texture. Granulated sugar does the heavy lifting on the exfoliation front — no plastic beads, no flaky mess, just satisfying smoothness. A little mica adds a touch of shimmer (because ✨ why not ✨), and vitamin E seals the deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eYes, You Can Lick It Off.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eWe finish every jar with a juicy raspberry flavor oil that tastes just as good as it smells — no fake chemical tang, no “what the hell is that” aftertaste. It’s 100% natural, totally edible, and borderline addictive. Rub it on, scrub it in, and yes — you’re allowed to lick your lips when you’re done. Honestly, we’d be offended if you didn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eFor more:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.popsugar.com\/beauty\/lip-scrub-benefits-46339231\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDo I Need a Lip Scrub?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49540358996270,"sku":"LIP__scrub_berry_creme","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Raspberry_lip_scrub.webp?v=1756822164"},{"product_id":"peppermint-lip-scrub","title":"Mint Frost Sugar Lip Scrub.","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNourish Your Lips with a Peppermint Lip Scrub.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI don't want to scare you, but the season of peeling, chapped lips IS coming. Or it might already be here, depending on where you live.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAnd oh sweet baby Jesus, does it ever SUCK. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSometimes, it just isn't enough to slap on the lip balm and hope for the best. You gotta get rid of the dead, damaged skin before you can heal what's underneath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThat's where our peppermint lip scrub comes in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAn Exfoliating Scrub to Give Your Lips a Fresh Start.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIf you're sick of dry, sandy lip scrubs that contain dumb things like CORNSTARCH and SALT, well, we'd like to show you a better way. Our lip scrubs are granulated sugar blended with the softest, most healing butters and oils. They're made with only natural flavors, and they're cruelty-free and all-natural, too - which means you can lick off the excess after you exfoliate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eWhat are you waiting for? Pucker up, bitches!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49540384817454,"sku":"LIP__scrub_mint_frost","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Peppermint_Lip_Sugar_Scrub.webp?v=1778254101"},{"product_id":"natural-bug-spray","title":"Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Spray.","description":"\u003ch4 data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eNatural Bug Repellent That Doesn’t Fuck Around—Now in Spray Form\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eMosquitoes are needy little vampires, and we’re done being their buffet. Our bestselling \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/natural-bug-repellent-stick\"\u003ebug stick\u003c\/a\u003e just got an upgrade—now it’s a light, herb-packed \u003cem data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"415\"\u003emist\u003c\/em\u003e you can spray anywhere, anytime. No greasy hands, no sticky skin, just pure plant-powered, bite-repelling badassery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eAn Essential Oil Bug Repellent That's A VIBE.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eThis isn’t some half-assed citronella perfume. We packed this bottle with essential oils mosquitoes hate—think lavender, cedar, eucalyptus, and citronella—without any toxic crap or eye-burning DEET.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eSpritz it on your legs, arms, neck, whatever—then head outside smelling like a goddamn enchanted forest instead of a lab experiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"925\"\u003eSpray. Slay. Repeat.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003ePerfect for camping trips, sweaty hikes, backyard BBQs, beach days, wine nights, dog walks, and that one friend's “let’s eat outside” birthday picnic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eEco-conscious? Same. That’s why it’s in a recyclable aluminum bottle. Fuck bugs, not the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer a solid version?\u003c\/strong\u003e You're in luck. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/badgerfacebeautysupply.com\/products\/natural-bug-repellent-stick\"\u003eSolid natural bug stick\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50324328907054,"sku":"SPRAY__fuck_off_bugs","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Fuck_Off_Bugs_Spray_result.webp?v=1756822134"},{"product_id":"summer-survival-kit","title":"Hot Bitch Summer Kit.","description":"\u003ch4\u003e👉 You don’t have to suffer for the vibe.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"760\"\u003eNatural Bug Repellent, Two Ways\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003eYou’ve got options, bitch. Our \u003cstrong data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eFuck Off, Bugs Stick\u003c\/strong\u003e is your ride-or-die for quick swipes on ankles, arms, and that one mosquito-magnet elbow. And now, new to the chaos: \u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eFuck Off, Bugs Spray\u003c\/strong\u003e, a citronella-infused mist that smells like you \u003cem data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eactually\u003c\/em\u003e know what you’re doing outdoors. Both are loaded with essential oils (lavender, cedar, citronella, eucalyptus) and zero shady shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003ePlastic-Free Sunscreen That Doesn’t Suck\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003eDon’t Fry Your Ass\u003c\/strong\u003e is the sunscreen stick that works \u003cem data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e plays nice with your skin. Mineral-based SPF 30, reef-safe, and smells like vanilla-chamomile joy. Goes on smooth, no white cast, and yes—it fits in your crossbody. Swipe it on and get back to being a menace in the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1514\"\u003eCooling Lip Scrub for Hot Messes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003eEnd-of-day swamp mouth? \u003cstrong data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1563\"\u003eMint Frost Lip Scrub\u003c\/strong\u003e to the rescue. It’s minty, tingly, and gently exfoliates so you don’t look like you’ve been making out with the pavement. Use it before bed, after a hike, or anytime you want to feel like your mouth has its shit together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003eSo go ahead—be loud, sweaty, chaotic, and completely unbothered. This kit's got your ass (and your SPF, and your ankles) covered.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50599377469742,"sku":"GS__hot_bitch_summer_kit","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/5551\/8254\/files\/Summer_survival_kit.jpg?v=1756822131"},{"product_id":"coco-loco-whipped-body-butter","title":"Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eEmbrace the Shea Body Butter Benefits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eBehold the magic of shea butter, my bitches. It'll deliver all the nourishing richness you could ever want, eliminating ashy knees, cracked heels, and scaly spots in general.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDid you know most lotions are primarily water? Go ahead and check the label on your favorite jar. I'll wait. Yup. There it is, right? Now, there's nothing WRONG with water in lotion, \u003cem\u003ebut\u003c\/em\u003e, well, lemme take a hot sec to espouse the benefits of body butter vs lotion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eOur special water-free formula means two things:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThere's no need for fucking preservatives, which nobody likes, and\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e Your jar of butter delivers maximum value - because last time I checked, water is something that comes from the tap, for free. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eShea Butter Use Tips and Tricks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eEmbrace the richness of whipped shea butter body cream by setting yourself up for success. The biggest and best tip I can give you is this: \u003cem\u003eapply it right after drying off after a shower.\u003c\/em\u003e Your skin will be warm from the hot water, and it'll absolutely drink in the nourishment. If it seems like it's taking awhile to absorb, just give it an extra minute or two before dressing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eCoconut Body Butter to Help You Channel a Tropical Paradise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ePicture this: shea nuts, coconuts, sunflowers, and a dash of natural coconut extract, all melted down and whipped to perfection at Badgerface HQ. It's like a tropical party for your skin. Rub this heavenly concoction on your scaly spots and tell that watery junk where to get off. 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